A Hiatus Will Occur Soon.

This reporter will go from being a live witness to one that reports what is heard from others. I suspect this will not change the facts much.

The hiatus will last approximately four months.

Check back from time-to-time.

Just a quick question ... complete with answer

Q: How far can you drive to pick up three gallons of paint and two heaters?
A: One hundred and eleven miles.

But only if you're the designated volunteer.

What color is that? Why I believe it's Blue

Blue? Would anyone truly paint an office blue? Particularly an office that has the public as visitors? And then add characters as decoration? I'm seeing cracks and I don't mean in the walls that are now painted blue.

Paint it blue...paint it blue. Everyone knows you should paint it black.